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(to the tune of "Jambalaya")
Jam your gear and have no fear of dirt-road gumbo.
It was your choice to take this ride, you addicted dumbo.
Take your lumps, you biking chump, and don't look back.
You could have stayed at home and done the Nordic Track.
Weather has permitted a couple of rides. Yesterday the morning and
early afternoon rain gave way to partly sunny skies. As I hammered
along the shoulder of Route 25 with a tailwind, a guy on a motorcycle
coming the other way gave me a big wave. Yeah. We bad.
The warm, wet weather had thawed the dirt roads so they no longer had
their solid winter surface. Streaks of ice hung on in places, but most
of the rest felt like riding on two flat tires. Gobs of wet grit flew
up despite the fenders.
One of my favorite dirt roads traverses a spruce and tamarack bog.
Before the town built it up with more dirt you could see its history in
the fragments of different surfaces. It had once been a corduroy road
of tree trunks laid side by side. Later, in a sketchy attempt at
improvement, road crews had simply laid asphalt over the tree trunks.
When that inevitably failed, they went back to dumping gravel on it to
keep it barely above the water level of the bog. Somehow,
miraculously, the water never seemed to overwhelm the road entirely.
A couple of years ago the town built up the surface quite a bit, though
they left it dirt. It took some of the fun out of it. But we've had
so much rain since autumn that now the water laps at the road again.
What surface remains is just a chain of potholes in chocolate pudding.
I missed the old corduroys. They at least would have stopped my tires
from sinking so far in.
Anyone idiotic enough to go out on a bike in the winter, even a mild
winter, is obviously looking for adventure, so I have no right or
desire to complain. Most of the 21-mile route was paved anyway.
Today the temperature had dropped ten degrees and the wind had come up
about 20 knots. I planned the route so I could enjoy that godly
tailwind along Route 25 for more than six miles. The highway is about
as flat as any road in New Hampshire. Riding the gusts made me think
of "Ride of the Valkyries" and the noisier and more boisterous
movements in pieces like Mendelssohn's Fourth Symphony (the Italian)
and Beethoven's Seventh.
Dressing is tricky in cold windy weather. There's no way to avoid
perspiring, especially grinding into a headwind. I did about four
miles of grinding at the start, to get to the part where I got to
exploit the tailwind. Starting dry, that was just a good warmup.
Turning downwind felt like climbing into a capsule and shutting it.
Suddenly there was no wind and I did not have to work at all to
maintain 18-20 miles per hour in a 63-inch gear. Even though the
clouds had closed back in I felt warm.
The wind helped keep the roads dry. The cold night before had
stiffened the dirt roads again, though not to full hardness. It was
good enough, and better than the previous day. Snow squalls blotted
out the view of the high peaks to the north, and most of the lower peaks
disturbingly closer, but only one ever fell
on me. It's atmosphere.
On windy days I like to try to do all the upwind first and finish with
a tailwind, but that gives me few options around here. The next best
choice is to make the parts against the wind as indirect as possible,
taking roads at an angle and seeking tree cover. That allows for some
very pleasant routes that are basically downwind from home.
Aside from a few highlights, often the best part of a winter ride is
finishing it. However, I am still an idiot, and the forecast looks
good for one more masochistic outing tomorrow before I go back to
work. If Nordic ski conditions continue to disappoint us, what else do
I have?
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